Viking Wench

Okay, so apparently a certain greasy meatball that I know has the grave misconception that I actually care about his existence and have enough time on my hands to fuck with him. He also thinks that I have SUPER CRAZY HACKZ0RZ P0WERZZZZ and hacked his MySpace.

Let's see here, the following reasons are examples as to why it's so fucking STUPID to think it was me:

1. I could care less what he does.
2. I don't have his password.
3. I wasn't the one being a baby who cried, wept, played silly little games, and held grudges because someone moved on.

Now, I gave this infamous accessory to pasta several chances to grow up and be civil with me. It was all going well until the moron decided to butt into my business and go blabbing to my boyfriend about some bullshit that wasn't true. But whatever, some people are bitter and scornful when it comes to breakups, and some people also never grow up. So my plan was to just ignore his existence.

So that brings me to now, where someone hacked his MySpace and made it flamingly homoerotic. Now I must say that I saw what was done to it, and it was fucking HILARIOUS and I would absolutely love to take credit for it, but guess what? I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EXISTENCE ENOUGH TO FUCK WITH YOUR MYSPACE. Get over yourself, I don't care if you drop dead tomorrow.

But here is the funniest part:

This master of the douche wizards decided not only to blame me for it, but CALL MY PARENTS AND "TELL ON ME"!! LMFAO. Dude, what is this, fucking pre-school? "OMG, YOU TOOK MY APPLE JUICE! I'M TELLING! GO SIT IN THE CORNER!".

Holy fucking immaturity, Batman. For the record, my parents did not make me sit in the corner and take away my nap time. They actually thought that the aforementioned meatball was a complete and utter retard and laughed about it.

Get over yourself. I don't care what you do in your pathetic little life. I moved on and forgot about you. I know I'm so awesome that it's SUPER hard to get over me, but seriously; MOVE ON AND FORGET ABOUT ME.

Okay bye.

-The Wench

♥Wenchiepoo and ♥Dennerpoo

May one day have all robot girls. Like to actually see each other nearly everywhere. Together forever whatever the weather. Are the envy of all.

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Part Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is traditional. Without saying anything, both of you communicate with your hearts.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

Your IQ Is 140

Your Logical Intelligence is Genius Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius

You are sexy, powerful, and bold. You're full of passion and energy... Sometimes this passion has a dark side. You feel most alive when you're seducing someone. You never fail to get someone's attention. Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper!

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 100%

Pride: 80%

Wrath: 80%

Greed: 40%

Envy: 0%

Gluttony: 0%

Sloth: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%

You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.

Your Taste in Music:

Heavy Metal: Highest Influence

Hair Bands: High Influence

Progressive Rock: High Influence

80's Rock: Medium Influence

Classic Rock: Medium Influence

The Veteran Well well then, you scored...

You've been following metal since the seventies, or you've done your research. Either way, good job! Most metalheads revere you as a source of inspiration and metal knowledge, and if they don't, they're being dumbasses.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 94% on Metalpoints

Link: The Non-idiotic Heavy Metal Test written by drow on Ok Cupid

I think I need a vacation. Like a real one, not one being stuck with my parents in the south for a week. I can't deal with anyone anymore. Everyone in the entire world finds someway to piss me off anymore. I swear sometimes it feels like people were put on this earth for sheer purpose of irritating me.

I know that since I don't have my meds I can be a moody bitch, but when something pisses me off just because of that I realize about 5-10 minutes later that it was dumb and apologize or whatever.

This is different, this isn't from my meds, it's from people constantly stressing me out to the point where I feel like I'm going to fucking explode at any minute. I need a good fucking entire week that I can spend by myself, with no phone calls, emails, texts, or IMs, where people can say something stupid and pointless to stress me out or piss me off.

Hmm. Maybe I should move to Alaska and live in an igloo with some penguins and only give the location to certain people. Yeah, that would be cool.

Anyway, I'm going to drink my much needed beer. Here are some quizzes because I'm bored.



What a fucking surprise.

The Volcano You scored 82% Temper and 50% Control Issues!

Yikes... I don't know where all your anger comes from, but you should probably find out and do something about it. Anger management classes might be a step in the right direction.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Irritability You scored higher than 98% on Control Issues

Link: The Irritability (aka Anger Mgmt) Test written by unpretentious2 on Ok Cupid

The test that can't be passed?

YOU PASSED!!! You got a 69%, genius, and your patience has been quantified as 80%.

I don't believe it...by some crazy twist of sick fate, you managed to pass my test! The test that COULD NOT BE PASSED, and you managed to squeak by with a passing grade! You're either a very cool cat, highly strange, or kept on taking it over and over until you got this as a result. Regardless of which you are, you officially get the Jackcrow Stamp of Approval for kicking ass. And you don't want to kill me, which gets you huge kudos in my book!

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 71% on pass points You scored higher than 14% on patience

Link: The You CANNOT Pass This Test written by jackcrow on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Haha...

Super Perv Congratulations! You scored 20/20!

Way to go, Pervy McPervster! You have obviously heard of/seen/done most of these licentious acts. I'll keep this short because I'm sure you have a full schedule of lewd activities and porn to get back to.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 94% on sex termability

Link: The Name that Sex Term Test written by hautepink on OkCupid Free Online Dating

You are Hel, goddess of death. Loki is your father;
you've got it pretty good. No one gives you a
hard time, and you get to torture souls! Talk
about fun!


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You are one of the Valkyries. Odin's warrior
maidens who chose which men should die in
battle, carried them up to Valhalla, and looked
after them.


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Battle Axe You preferred a weapon with 80% power over speed and 47% range over melee.

You use a Battle Axe. The heavy, double-headed end of a battle axe is not a good thing to stand in front of. The considerable leverage and length of a battle axe make its wielder a force of nature on the battlefield. Fun fact: the double-headed axe called a Labrys is often used as a symbol by lesbian activists. Anyway, your enemies will be cleft in twain by the mighty blows of your axe.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 97% on power You scored higher than 63% on range

Link: The What's Your Signature Weapon Test written by inurashii on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Batman Congratulations! You scored a super 69%!

Cool, calm and powerful. Whilst your actual super abilities may not be anything too dazzling, you have earnt the respect of both friends and enemies in response to your amazing fighting skills, strategic combat and experience. Luckily you have access to the greens which can fund all your majorly cool gadgets, vehicles and weapons! Also, you're reluctant but still accepting to the idea of having a teammate/side-kick, which just makes everything a whole lotta fun, doesn't it now! On the down side, you've probably suffered some sort of trauma at a young age (that's why we don't talk to the old man near the swings, kids). Similar to the Wolverine, your past is a base for your current motivation, undertaking some kind of personal vow in search of justice. All in all though, you're one tough nut. There's not a lot of people who have the minerals to go up against you, and you're experienced enough not to get cocky and let the little things like never finding happiness get you down!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 74% on Heropoints

Link: The Which SUPER HERO are you Test written by crayzee69 on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Here are the basics:

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

Questions from my Joe (crazedmhead)

1. It's December 13th again. Would you change anything about this day if you got to relive it, and if so, why?

Hmm, everything went perfectly, the only thing I might've changed is not getting so drunk haha.

2. Without looking at my answer, what is the difference between black and death metal?

To me there are a few differences between the two. Generally black metal vocalists have a much higher scratchy voice as opposed to a low end growl like death metal. Also, black metal uses a lot of keyboards and synths where death metal doesn't. Finally, black metal has a lot more medlody and feeling to it. Most death metal comes out as pure raw agression where black metal has a polished melancholy tone to it. I promise I didn't look at your answer =P

3. If a sheep was put in a huge dryer for a few hours, would it puff up and float?

Well, let's not talk about the sheep being in the dryer, that would hurt them. I'd rather you say "If you blow-dried a sheep" =P And yes, I think if you blow-dried a sheep it would puff out, but not float away. It just would be incredibly poofy and ridiculously cute.

4. Describe a fight between Vic and Eddie. Who would win? Would they both team up and jump Set?

Oh man. Hmm, I don't think either one is stronger/more firece than the other, so I'd have to say that they would team up and take out the ICP guy. There would be lots of blood involved too, and it'd fucking rule =P

5. So, how DO you manage to put up with me? :)

*smacks you* I love you, that's how =P

Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 134 proof, with specific scores in beer (160) , wine (50), and liquor (95).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 65% on proof You scored higher than 99% on beer index You scored higher than 83% on wine index You scored higher than 93% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Why is it so fucking impossible for people to act their fucking age and not bring drama into every fucking thing?

So last night was interesting. Ash and Laura invited me over to hang out with them, Joe, Dan, Pat, and Jonel. Then Joe said that he wanted to do something so I invited him to go to Ashley's with me. He said he was done work at 9, then I'd pick him up, go get beer, then go to Ash's and sleep over.

Then I find out that my mom was being a pain in the ass and wouldn't let me stay over at Ashley's because she needed the car in the morning. I was pissed, but whatever, she needed the car. At this point it's like 10pm, and I call Joe to tell him that I'm leaving for his house. He informs me that he had just got off from work because they were busy and they kept him longer. I say, "Okay, just hurry up cause I'm on my way". Then I call him when I'm a minute away from his house and he says "Okay, I had to take the trash out and I gotta jump in the shower". So I say "Alright, just hurry up because I don't want to wait in the car forever because we don't have much time at Ash's". He says okay. I get there and end up waiting in the car for like 20 minutes while he does whatever it is that he's doing so of course I was a little irritated about it, but I didn't say anything about it because I figured I was just being impatatient as usual, and I'd just let it go.

He gets in the car and next thing I know is he's being all bitchy with me saying that I rushed him out of his house. Nevermind the fact that I changed my plans so that they could include him. Nevermind the fact that I always pick him up. Nevermind the fact that I didn't say a damn word about him taking forever and making me wait in the car. Then he has to make a smart ass comment and say "Jesus christ, it's like you're all pissed because you're missing out on one beer". That is just the most ridiculous statement ever because obviously it's not about the fucking beer. I told him that he was being ridiculous and I wasn't gonna deal with an attitude all night and then he says he wants to go to the train station and go home. All because I sounded a little annoyed on the phone?

We talked it out. I'm still pissed about it though because he just doesn't understand the shit I do just to see him as often as possible. Not to mention that like all of our fights have been something that I did that pissed him off that really wasn't a big deal at all, but he freaks out and makes this whole ordeal about how I did something irresponsible or whatever. He just blows shit way out of proportion and it really upsets me because for once I know that I'm being the best girlfriend I can be, but even still I catch hell for stupid shit. Yargh.

Haha, this is too ridiculous not to post...

Genius Fucker You scored 26 relevance and 20 creativity!

You are a connoiseur of bad language. Congratulations, Fuckball! Not only do you swear when appropriate (and inappropriate), you are colorful with your cocksucking concoctions. Bravo! Now go out there and continue to make the world your bitch by peppering those stuckup motherfuckers with words and phrases that make the hair on their asses curl up. And if they don't like it...well, fuck'em.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 96% on relevance You scored higher than 84% on creativity

Link: The Swear Word Usage Test written by nastyhabits on Ok Cupid

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You Are Boy Shorts! You're stylish, trendy, but not over the top. You know how to look good - without looking like you're trying too hard. Men think that you're cute, friendly, and approachable. And you've got a spunky, fiesty side that comes out after a while! What Kind of Panties Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

The PJ's You Are Most Like: Underwear You enjoy the simple things in life and aren't hard to please You have an understated, easy sexyness that men love And you're confident enough to pull it off - without being overbearing What Kind of PJ's Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

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Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

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Your Brain is 26.67% Female, 73.33% Male

You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involved

-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.


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Well well well, the old fashioned 17th century
vampire, one of my faves. You look for the good
things in life, you posses a lot of classical
class, and follow that of the original
vampires, you have no shame in what you are,
infact you embrace it, you love it and wouldn't
have it any other way. Your wealth is
unspeakable and your way of luring people with
your mystical ways and looks is amazing, and
most people would often call you The
Seductress. Please rate this quiz!


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01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song[s]/movie[s]/book[s] remind me of you.
03. Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. Put this in your journal.

WENDY
W	is for	Wacky
E	is for	Explosive
N	is for	Natural
D	is for	Darling
Y	is for	Yummy