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  <title>Since the day it all came down...</title>
  <subtitle>Viking Wench</subtitle>
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    <name>Viking Wench</name>
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  <updated>2006-03-31T13:59:56Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mstressofpuppet:9794</id>
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    <title>SUPER CRAZY HACKZ0RZ P0WERZ!!1!1one!!</title>
    <published>2006-01-29T05:32:14Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-29T05:32:14Z</updated>
    <lj:music>In Flames - Come Clarity</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Okay, so apparently a certain greasy meatball that I know has the grave misconception that I actually care about his existence and have enough time on my hands to fuck with him. He also thinks that I have SUPER CRAZY HACKZ0RZ P0WERZZZZ and hacked his MySpace.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's see here, the following reasons are examples as to why it's so fucking STUPID to think it was me:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. I could care less what he does.&lt;br /&gt;2. I don't have his password.&lt;br /&gt;3. I wasn't the one being a baby who cried, wept, played silly little games, and held grudges because someone moved on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, I gave this infamous accessory to pasta several chances to grow up and be civil with me. It was all going well until the moron decided to butt into my business and go blabbing to my boyfriend about some bullshit that wasn't true. But whatever, some people are bitter and scornful when it comes to breakups, and some people also never grow up. So my plan was to just ignore his existence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So that brings me to now, where someone hacked his MySpace and made it flamingly homoerotic. Now I must say that I saw what was done to it, and it was fucking HILARIOUS and I would absolutely love to take credit for it, but guess what? I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EXISTENCE ENOUGH TO FUCK WITH YOUR MYSPACE. Get over yourself, I don't care if you drop dead tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But here is the funniest part:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This master of the douche wizards decided not only to blame me for it, but CALL MY PARENTS AND "TELL ON ME"!! LMFAO. Dude, what is this, fucking pre-school? "OMG, YOU TOOK MY APPLE JUICE! I'M TELLING! GO SIT IN THE CORNER!".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Holy fucking immaturity, Batman. For the record, my parents did not make me sit in the corner and take away my nap time. They actually thought that the aforementioned meatball was a complete and utter retard and laughed about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Get over yourself. I don't care what you do in your pathetic little life. I moved on and forgot about you. I know I'm so awesome that it's SUPER hard to get over me, but seriously; MOVE ON AND FORGET ABOUT ME.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay bye.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-The Wench</content>
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    <title>Bored thoughhhhhh</title>
    <published>2005-10-11T08:31:36Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-11T08:31:36Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Type O Negative</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" width="300" style="border-style: dashed; border-color: #FF5151; background-color: #FFFFFF; font-family: &amp;#39;Trebuchet MS&amp;#39;, Arial, times, sans-serif; color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#FF5151"&gt;&amp;hearts;&lt;/font&gt;Wenchiepoo and &lt;font color="#FF5151"&gt;&amp;hearts;&lt;/font&gt;Dennerpoo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;May one day have all robot girls.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Like to actually see each other nearly everywhere.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Together forever whatever the weather.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Are the envy of all. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;form method="GET" action="http://www.haydenpratt.com/heartstats.pl"&gt;&lt;input type="text" size="20" name="n1"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="My Heartstats?"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;font size="-2"&gt;Orchestrated by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/ianiceboy/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.haydenpratt.com/lovejournal.gif" width="17" height="17" border="0" align="absmiddle"&gt;ianiceboy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>Bored again</title>
    <published>2005-07-04T11:56:26Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-04T11:56:26Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Into Eternity</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="font-family: serif; color: black; font-size: 11pt;" width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="#FFA5B2"&gt;&lt;h3 style="margin: 0; border: 0;"&gt;Part Passionate Kisser&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFDBE0"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/kindkisser/passionate.jpg"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For you, kissing is about all about following your urges&lt;br /&gt;							  If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story&lt;br /&gt;							  You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses&lt;br /&gt;							  A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="#FFA5B2"&gt;&lt;h3 style="margin: 0; border: 0;"&gt;Part Expert Kisser&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFDBE0"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/kindkisser/expert.jpg"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity&lt;br /&gt;							  You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off&lt;br /&gt;							  And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave&lt;br /&gt;							  When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/"&gt;What Kind of Kisser Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="font-family: serif; color: black; font-size: 12pt;" width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="8" cellpadding="5"&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="#FF99CC"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 style="margin: 0; border: 0;"&gt;The Keys to Your Heart&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FF9FD2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are attracted to obedience and warmth.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFA6D9"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFACDF"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFB3E6"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFB9EC"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your ideal relationship is traditional. Without saying anything, both of you communicate with your hearts.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFBFF2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFC6F9"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFCCFF"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/keystoyourheartquiz/"&gt;What Are The Keys To Your Heart?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFF774" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your IQ Is 140&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFCCA"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/iq/iq.gif"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Logical Intelligence is &lt;b&gt;Genius&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Verbal Intelligence is &lt;b&gt;Genius&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Mathematical Intelligence is &lt;b&gt;Genius&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your General Knowledge is &lt;b&gt;Genius&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/quickanddirtyiqtest/"&gt;A Quick and Dirty IQ Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#E1E1E1"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/shortestpersonalitytest/red.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are sexy, powerful, and bold.&lt;br /&gt;You're full of passion and energy...&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes this passion has a dark side.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.&lt;br /&gt;You never fail to get someone's attention.&lt;br /&gt;Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/worldsshortestpersonalitytest/"&gt;The World's Shortest Personality Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="font-family: serif; color: black; font-size: 12pt;" width="200" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="#FFD391"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 style="margin: 0; border: 0;"&gt;Your Deadly Sins&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFCE93"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lust&lt;/strong&gt;: 100%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFC995"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pride&lt;/strong&gt;: 80%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFC498"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Wrath&lt;/strong&gt;: 80%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFBF9A"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Greed&lt;/strong&gt;: 40%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFB99C"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Envy&lt;/strong&gt;: 0%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFB49E"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Gluttony&lt;/strong&gt;: 0%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFAFA1"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sloth&lt;/strong&gt;: 0%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFAAA3"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance You'll Go to Hell&lt;/strong&gt;: 43%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFA5A5"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howsinfulareyouquiz/"&gt;How Sinful Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="font-family: serif; color: black; font-size: 11pt;" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="#CCFFFF"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Your Taste in Music:&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;

&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#C2F5FF"&gt;Heavy Metal: Highest Influence&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#B8EBFF"&gt;Hair Bands: High Influence&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#B8EBFF"&gt;Progressive Rock: High Influence&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#ADE0FF"&gt;80's Rock: Medium Influence&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#ADE0FF"&gt;Classic Rock: Medium Influence&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/yourtasteinmusicquiz/"&gt;How's Your Taste in Music?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>I rule...</title>
    <published>2005-07-02T09:53:04Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-02T09:53:04Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Into Eternity - Buried In Oblivion</lj:music>
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&lt;td align="middle"&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Veteran&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;Well well then, you scored... &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;You've been following metal since the seventies, or you've done your research. Either way, good job! Most metalheads revere you as a source of inspiration and metal knowledge, and if they don't, they're being dumbasses. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;span&gt;My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0" border="0"&gt;
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&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;94%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Metalpoints&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16580488723317542931"&gt;The Non-idiotic Heavy Metal Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=578993473243746427"&gt;drow&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>mstressofpuppet @ 2005-06-19T04:24:00</title>
    <published>2005-06-19T10:03:55Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-19T10:03:55Z</updated>
    <lj:music>My Dying Bride - The Cry of Mankind</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I think I need a vacation. Like a real one, not one being stuck with my parents in the south for a week. I can't deal with anyone anymore. Everyone in the entire world finds someway to piss me off anymore. I swear sometimes it feels like people were put on this earth for sheer purpose of irritating me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know that since I don't have my meds I can be a moody bitch, but when something pisses me off just because of that I realize about 5-10 minutes later that it was dumb and apologize or whatever. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is different, this isn't from my meds, it's from people constantly stressing me out to the point where I feel like I'm going to fucking explode at any minute. I need a good fucking entire week that I can spend by myself, with no phone calls, emails, texts, or IMs, where people can say something stupid and pointless to stress me out or piss me off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hmm. Maybe I should move to Alaska and live in an igloo with some penguins and only give the location to certain people. Yeah, that would be cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I'm going to drink my much needed beer. Here are some quizzes because I'm bored.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What a fucking surprise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20" align="center"&gt;
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&lt;td align="middle"&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Volcano&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;You scored 82% Temper and 50% Control Issues! &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Yikes... I don't know where all your anger comes from, but you should probably find out and do something about it. Anger management classes might be a step in the right direction. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;99%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Irritability&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;98%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Control Issues&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9071067495031601606"&gt;The Irritability (aka Anger Mgmt) Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=1086397366132153798"&gt;unpretentious2&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The test that can't be passed?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20" align="center"&gt;
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&lt;td align="middle"&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;YOU PASSED!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;You got a 69%, genius, and your patience has been quantified as 80%. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;I don't believe it...by some crazy twist of sick fate, you managed to pass my test! The test that COULD NOT BE PASSED, and you managed to squeak by with a passing grade! You're either a very cool cat, highly strange, or kept on taking it over and over until you got this as a result. Regardless of which you are, you officially get the Jackcrow Stamp of Approval for kicking ass. And you don't want to kill me, which gets you huge kudos in my book! &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td align="middle"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is1.okcupid.com/users/890/890/8908903352435801948/mt1109404092.jpg"&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;span&gt;My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0" border="0"&gt;
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&lt;td width="107" bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td width="43" bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;71%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;pass points&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td width="21" bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td width="129" bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;14%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;patience&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13411097734867389843"&gt;The You CANNOT Pass This Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=8908903352435801948"&gt;jackcrow&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;OkCupid Free Online Dating&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haha...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20" align="center"&gt;
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&lt;td align="middle"&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Super Perv&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;Congratulations! You scored 20/20! &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Way to go, Pervy McPervster! You have obviously heard of/seen/done most of these licentious acts. I'll keep this short because I'm sure you have a full schedule of lewd activities and porn to get back to. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;span&gt;My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0" border="0"&gt;
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&lt;td width="141" bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td width="9" bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="free online dating" src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;94%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;sex termability&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11497800193441712010"&gt;The Name that &lt;b&gt;Sex Term&lt;/b&gt; Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=4672888191902526738"&gt;hautepink&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;OkCupid Free Online Dating&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/M/MelayneSeahawk/1099859083_norse7-hel.JPG" border="0" alt="You are Hel, goddess of death."&gt;&lt;br&gt;You are Hel, goddess of death. Loki is your father;&lt;br&gt;you've got it pretty good. No one gives you a&lt;br&gt;hard time, and you get to torture souls! Talk&lt;br&gt;about fun!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/MelayneSeahawk/quizzes/What%20Norse%20God%20Are%20You%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;What Norse God Are You?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/I/IsisKat/1075155442_kyriesride.jpg" border="0" alt="Valkyrie"&gt;&lt;br&gt;You are one of the Valkyries. Odin's warrior&lt;br&gt;maidens who chose which men should die in&lt;br&gt;battle, carried them up to Valhalla, and looked&lt;br&gt;after them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/IsisKat/quizzes/Which%20Norse%20Being%20are%20you%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;Which Norse Being are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mstressofpuppet:8367</id>
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    <title>What now fuckers!</title>
    <published>2005-05-31T15:41:11Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-31T15:41:11Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Equilibrium - Turis Fratyr</lj:music>
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&lt;td align="middle"&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Battle Axe&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;You preferred a weapon with 80% power over speed and 47% range over melee. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;You use a &lt;b&gt;Battle Axe&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The heavy, double-headed end of a battle axe is not a good thing to stand in front of. The considerable leverage and length of a battle axe make its wielder a force of nature on the battlefield. Fun fact: the double-headed axe called a &lt;i&gt;Labrys&lt;/i&gt; is often used as a symbol by lesbian activists. Anyway, your enemies will be cleft in twain by the mighty blows of your axe. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;span&gt;My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0" border="0"&gt;
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&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;97%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;power&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td width="95" bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="free online dating" src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td width="55" bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="free online dating" src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;63%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;range&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=8835205699760878591"&gt;The What's Your Signature Weapon Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=1004999222958243423"&gt;inurashii&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;OkCupid Free Online Dating&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20" align="center"&gt;
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&lt;td align="middle"&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Batman&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;Congratulations! You scored a super 69%! &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;Cool, calm and powerful. Whilst your actual super abilities may not be anything too dazzling, you have earnt the respect of both friends and enemies in response to your amazing fighting skills, strategic combat and experience. Luckily you have access to the greens which can fund all your majorly cool gadgets, vehicles and weapons! Also, you're reluctant but still accepting to the idea of having a teammate/side-kick, which just makes everything a whole lotta fun, doesn't it now! On the down side, you've probably suffered some sort of trauma at a young age (that's why we don't talk to the old man near the swings, kids). Similar to the Wolverine, your past is a base for your current motivation, undertaking some kind of personal vow in search of justice. All in all though, you're one tough nut. There's not a lot of people who have the minerals to go up against you, and you're experienced enough not to get cocky and let the little things like never finding happiness get you down! &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;span&gt;My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0" border="0"&gt;
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&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;74%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Heropoints&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10735744739419114333"&gt;The Which SUPER HERO are you Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=5491532220340736945"&gt;crayzee69&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;OkCupid Free Online Dating&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mstressofpuppet:6997</id>
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    <title>Bored</title>
    <published>2005-05-03T09:28:21Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-03T09:28:21Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Lemuria</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;table style="color: black; background: #eeeeee" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#eaeaea"&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;font color="#353535"&gt;Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;table style="color: black; background: #dddddd" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Warmth&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;|||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;42%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Intellect&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;|||||||||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;62%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Emotional Stability&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;|||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;22%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Aggressiveness&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;||||||||||||||||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;82%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Liveliness&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;|||||||||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;70%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Dutifulness&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;38%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Social Assertiveness&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;|||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;42%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Sensitivity&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;|||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;50%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Paranoia&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;||||||||||||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;74%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Abstractness&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;||||||||||||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;78%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Introversion&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;|||||||||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;62%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Anxiety&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;||||||||||||||||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;86%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Openmindedness&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;||||||||||||||||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;86%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Independence&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;||||||||||||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;74%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Perfectionism&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;|||||||||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;62%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;Tension&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="50"&gt;|||||||||||||||||||||&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="30"&gt;70%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;a href="http://similarminds.com/cattell-16-factor.html"&gt;Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://similarminds.com"&gt;personality tests by similarminds.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mstressofpuppet:6650</id>
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    <title>Interview....</title>
    <published>2005-04-27T06:14:08Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:54:10Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Dark Tranquillity</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Here are the basics:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."&lt;br /&gt;2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.&lt;br /&gt;3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.&lt;br /&gt;4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.&lt;br /&gt;5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Questions from my Joe (crazedmhead)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. It's December 13th again. Would you change anything about this day if you got to relive it, and if so, why?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hmm, everything went perfectly, the only thing I might've changed is not getting so drunk haha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Without looking at my answer, what is the difference between black and death metal?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To me there are a few differences between the two. Generally black metal vocalists have a much higher scratchy voice as opposed to a low end growl like death metal. Also, black metal uses a lot of keyboards and synths where death metal doesn't. Finally, black metal has a lot more medlody and feeling to it. Most death metal comes out as pure raw agression where black metal has a polished melancholy tone to it. I promise I didn't look at your answer =P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. If a sheep was put in a huge dryer for a few hours, would it puff up and float?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, let's not talk about the sheep being in the dryer, that would hurt them. I'd rather you say "If you blow-dried a sheep" =P And yes, I think if you blow-dried a sheep it would puff out, but not float away. It   just would be incredibly poofy and ridiculously cute.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Describe a fight between Vic and Eddie. Who would win? Would they both team up and jump Set?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh man. Hmm, I don't think either one is stronger/more firece than the other, so I'd have to say that they would team up and take out the ICP guy. There would be lots of blood involved too, and it'd fucking rule =P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. So, how DO you manage to put up with me? :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*smacks you* I love you, that's how =P</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mstressofpuppet:6215</id>
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    <title>Hehe.....</title>
    <published>2005-04-20T05:53:38Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-20T05:53:38Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Metallica</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bacardi 151&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; Congratulations! You're 134 proof, with specific scores in beer (160) , wine (50), and liquor (95). &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high&lt;br /&gt;that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure,&lt;br /&gt;you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to&lt;br /&gt;the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is&lt;br /&gt;most efficient. &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/146/14674075597740859281/16336235046633759176-7.jpg"&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;span&gt;My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="98"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="52"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;65%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;proof&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="149"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;99%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;beer index&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="125"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="25"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;83%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;wine index&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="140"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="10"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;93%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;liquor index&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176"&gt;The Alcohol Knowledge Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14674075597740859281"&gt;hoppersplit&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mstressofpuppet:6040</id>
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    <title>FUCK!</title>
    <published>2005-04-20T02:40:41Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:54:33Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Amon Amarth</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Why is it so fucking impossible for people to act their fucking age and not bring drama into every fucking thing?</content>
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    <title>Why do plans always get fucked up?</title>
    <published>2005-04-07T03:25:35Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:54:52Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Amon Amorth - The Fate of Norns</lj:music>
    <content type="html">So last night was interesting. Ash and Laura invited me over to hang out with them, Joe, Dan, Pat, and Jonel. Then Joe said that he wanted to do something so I invited him to go to Ashley's with me. He said he was done work at 9, then I'd pick him up, go get beer, then go to Ash's and sleep over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I find out that my mom was being a pain in the ass and wouldn't let me stay over at Ashley's because she needed the car in the morning. I was pissed, but whatever, she needed the car. At this point it's like 10pm, and I call Joe to tell him that I'm leaving for his house. He informs me that he had just got off from work because they were busy and they kept him longer. I say, "Okay, just hurry up cause I'm on my way". Then I call him when I'm a minute away from his house and he says "Okay, I had to take the trash out and I gotta jump in the shower". So I say "Alright, just hurry up because I don't want to wait in the car forever because we don't have much time at Ash's". He says okay. I get there and end up waiting in the car for like 20 minutes while he does whatever it is that he's doing so of course I was a little irritated about it, but I didn't say anything about it because I figured I was just being impatatient as usual, and I'd just let it go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He gets in the car and next thing I know is he's being all bitchy with me saying that I rushed him out of his house. Nevermind the fact that I changed my plans so that they could include him. Nevermind the fact that I always pick him up. Nevermind the fact that I didn't say a damn word about him taking forever and making me wait in the car. Then he has to make a smart ass comment and say "Jesus christ, it's like you're all pissed because you're missing out on one beer". That is just the most ridiculous statement ever because obviously it's not about the fucking beer. I told him that he was being ridiculous and I wasn't gonna deal with an attitude all night and then he says he wants to go to the train station and go home. All because I sounded a little annoyed on the phone?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We talked it out. I'm still pissed about it though because he just doesn't understand the shit I do just to see him as often as possible. Not to mention that like all of our fights have been something that I did that pissed him off that really wasn't a big deal at all, but he freaks out and makes this whole ordeal about how I did something irresponsible or whatever. He just blows shit way out of proportion and it really upsets me because for once I know that I'm being the best girlfriend I can be, but even still I catch hell for stupid shit. Yargh.</content>
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    <title>Uhm...</title>
    <published>2005-03-28T07:51:55Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:55:05Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Amon Amarth - Without Fear</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Haha, this is too ridiculous not to post...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;form name="quizform" target="_new" action="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=7557" method="post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" bordercolor="#000000" bgcolor="#A090D5" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="2C0860"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=7557" target="_new" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #ffffff; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" color="#ffffff"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your LJ Soap Opera&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;LJ Username  &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="in0" size="32" maxlength="64" value="mstressofpuppet"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your spouse:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;crazedmhead&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;They'll have an affair with:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;eje2282&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;You'll have a retaliatory affair with:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;frankpollard6&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your rival:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;dcurlz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Who will try to kill you?&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8DAF3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;frankpollard6&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="D8DAF3" colspan="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Chance you'll survive till the end: - &lt;b&gt;36%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table align="center" width="250px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#006600"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#00cc00"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="Lime"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#99ff66"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ccff99"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ffff33"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ffcc00"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ff9900"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ff6600"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ff3300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="10px" bgcolor="black"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="10px" bgcolor="black"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="10px" bgcolor="black"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="10px" bgcolor="black"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="10px" bgcolor="#ccff99"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="10px" bgcolor="#ffff33"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="10px" bgcolor="#ffcc00"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="10px" bgcolor="#ff9900"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="10px" bgcolor="#ff6600"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="10px" bgcolor="#ff3300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#006600"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#00cc00"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="Lime"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#99ff66"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ccff99"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ffff33"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ffcc00"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ff9900"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ff6600"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td height="5px" bgcolor="#ff3300"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#2C0860"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" name="submit" value="Try Your Answers!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;This &lt;a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/" style="color : #000000;"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000;" color="black"&gt;cool quiz&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/userprofile.php?userid=12961"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000;" color="#000000"&gt;sarcastro&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; - Taken 86512 Times.&lt;img src="http://images.kwiz.biz/kwizcount.gif" width="1" height="1" border="0"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;font style="font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"&gt;New - Kwiz.Biz &lt;a href="http://astrology.kwiz.biz" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;Astrology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>Hehe...</title>
    <published>2005-03-24T07:49:49Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:55:29Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Black Label Society</lj:music>
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&lt;td align="middle"&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Genius Fucker&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;You scored 26 relevance and 20 creativity! &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;You are a connoiseur of bad language. Congratulations, Fuckball! Not only do you swear when appropriate (and inappropriate), you are colorful with your cocksucking concoctions. Bravo! Now go out there and continue to make the world your bitch by peppering those stuckup motherfuckers with words and phrases that make the hair on their asses curl up. And if they don't like it...well, fuck'em. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;span&gt;My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0" border="0"&gt;
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&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;84%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;creativity&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=7543096052252571704"&gt;The Swear Word Usage Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11429863356123303160"&gt;nastyhabits&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mstressofpuppet:4474</id>
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    <title>Pics from the show!</title>
    <published>2005-03-24T06:51:45Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:55:42Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Amorphis</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Here are the pics I took with my camera phone:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/IE.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/IE4.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/IE3.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/IE2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/BTE.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/BTE4.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/BTE3.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/BTE2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/amorphis.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/amorphis4.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/amorphis3.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/mstressofpuppetz/amorphis2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mstressofpuppet:3357</id>
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    <title>These surveys are getting out of hand!</title>
    <published>2005-03-02T07:02:01Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:56:29Z</updated>
    <lj:music>In Flames</lj:music>
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&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;You Are Boy Shorts!&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're stylish, trendy, but not over the top.&lt;br /&gt;You know how to look good - without looking like you're trying too hard.&lt;br /&gt;Men think that you're cute, friendly, and approachable.&lt;br /&gt;And you've got a spunky, fiesty side that comes out after a while!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.yournewromance.com/pantiesquiz.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What Kind of Panties Are You? Take This Quiz :-)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.yournewromance.com/"&gt;Find the Love of Your Life &lt;br /&gt;(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/ynr/boy-shorts.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;The PJ's You Are Most Like: Underwear&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You enjoy the simple things in life and aren't hard to please&lt;br /&gt;You have an understated, easy sexyness that men love&lt;br /&gt;And you're confident enough to pull it off - without being overbearing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.yournewromance.com/pjsquiz.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What Kind of PJ's Are You? Take This Quiz :-)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.yournewromance.com/"&gt;Find the Love of Your Life &lt;br /&gt;(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mstressofpuppet:3323</id>
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    <title>Snow!</title>
    <published>2005-03-01T07:53:55Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:56:51Z</updated>
    <lj:music>HIM - For You</lj:music>
    <content type="html">More Quizzies!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="400" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/spank-me-pink.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/rejectedcrayonquiz/"&gt;What Rejected Crayon Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="400" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mstressofpuppet:2982</id>
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    <title>Haha</title>
    <published>2005-02-26T11:31:08Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:57:07Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Mors Principium Est</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;form name="quizform" target="_new" action="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=28245" method="post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" bordercolor="#000000" bgcolor="#90BED5" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="083360"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=28245" target="_new" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #ffffff; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" color="#ffffff"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Silver-Age Superhero Career&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;LJ Username  &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="in0" size="32" maxlength="64" value="MstressOfPuppet"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Your alias first-name is: &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"&gt;&lt;select name="in1" size="1"&gt;&lt;option value="Astro"&gt;Astro&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Atomic"&gt;Atomic&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Bitter"&gt;Bitter&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Black"&gt;Black&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Blue"&gt;Blue&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Coffee"&gt;Coffee&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Danger"&gt;Danger&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Dark"&gt;Dark&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Death"&gt;Death&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Doom"&gt;Doom&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Funky"&gt;Funky&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Green"&gt;Green&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Happy"&gt;Happy&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Harmless"&gt;Harmless&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Hyper"&gt;Hyper&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Lemon"&gt;Lemon&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Lethargic"&gt;Lethargic&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Liberal"&gt;Liberal&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Lightning"&gt;Lightning&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Medicated"&gt;Medicated&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Mega"&gt;Mega&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Obsessive"&gt;Obsessive&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Paranoid"&gt;Paranoid&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Plastic"&gt;Plastic&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Quantum"&gt;Quantum&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Red"&gt;Red&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Shadow"&gt;Shadow&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Silver"&gt;Silver&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Sleepy" selected="selected"&gt;Sleepy&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Star"&gt;Star&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Sunshine"&gt;Sunshine&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Super"&gt;Super&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Taco"&gt;Taco&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="The"&gt;The&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Ultra"&gt;Ultra&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Wonder"&gt;Wonder&lt;/option&gt;&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Your alias last-name is: &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"&gt;&lt;select name="in2" size="1"&gt;&lt;option value="Badger"&gt;Badger&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Boy"&gt;Boy&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Bozo"&gt;Bozo&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Bubbles"&gt;Bubbles&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Cat"&gt;Cat&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Captain"&gt;Captain&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Chef"&gt;Chef&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Chief"&gt;Chief&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Cow"&gt;Cow&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Dog"&gt;Dog&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Dude"&gt;Dude&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Gal"&gt;Gal&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Girl"&gt;Girl&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Guy"&gt;Guy&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Kid"&gt;Kid&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Knight"&gt;Knight&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Lad"&gt;Lad&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Lass"&gt;Lass&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Man"&gt;Man&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Muffin" selected="selected"&gt;Muffin&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Neighbor"&gt;Neighbor&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Person"&gt;Person&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Pig"&gt;Pig&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Squirrel"&gt;Squirrel&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Storm"&gt;Storm&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Thunder"&gt;Thunder&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Woman"&gt;Woman&lt;/option&gt;&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;You can turn.... &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"&gt;&lt;select name="in3" size="1"&gt;&lt;option value="anger"&gt;anger&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="chocolate"&gt;chocolate&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="coffee"&gt;coffee&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="heat"&gt;heat&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="kinetic+energy"&gt;kinetic energy&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="kittens"&gt;kittens&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="leaves"&gt;leaves&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="light"&gt;light&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="medication" selected="selected"&gt;medication&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="money"&gt;money&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="pizza"&gt;pizza&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="sound"&gt;sound&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="sugar"&gt;sugar&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="water"&gt;water&lt;/option&gt;&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;...into: &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"&gt;&lt;select name="in4" size="1"&gt;&lt;option value="cheese"&gt;cheese&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="credit+card+receipts"&gt;credit card receipts&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="disappointed+relatives"&gt;disappointed relatives&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="excuses"&gt;excuses&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="good+vibes"&gt;good vibes&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="grapes"&gt;grapes&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="hair"&gt;hair&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="HTML"&gt;HTML&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="ice"&gt;ice&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="lasers"&gt;lasers&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="lightning"&gt;lightning&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="LJ+posts"&gt;LJ posts&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="milk"&gt;milk&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="milk+jugs"&gt;milk jugs&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="Mountain+Dew"&gt;Mountain Dew&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="optic+beams"&gt;optic beams&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="pain"&gt;pain&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="parking+tickets"&gt;parking tickets&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="puppies"&gt;puppies&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="raisins"&gt;raisins&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="smoke"&gt;smoke&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="snow"&gt;snow&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="social+awkwardness" selected="selected"&gt;social awkwardness&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="spare+change"&gt;spare change&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="squirrels"&gt;squirrels&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="toothpaste"&gt;toothpaste&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="wallpaper"&gt;wallpaper&lt;/option&gt;&lt;option value="wine"&gt;wine&lt;/option&gt;&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; 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    <title>Bored yet again...</title>
    <published>2005-02-22T07:52:13Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:57:35Z</updated>
    <lj:music>1349 - Beyond The Apocalypse</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;table width="400" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;
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    <title>Bored =P</title>
    <published>2005-02-16T04:00:02Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:57:49Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Korpiklaani - Spirit of the Forest</lj:music>
    <content type="html">01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.&lt;br /&gt;02. I will then tell what song[s]/movie[s]/book[s] remind me of you.&lt;br /&gt;03. Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.&lt;br /&gt;04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.&lt;br /&gt;05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.&lt;br /&gt;06. Put this in your journal.</content>
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    <title>Bored!</title>
    <published>2005-02-09T05:39:48Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:58:02Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Ensiferum - Iron</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="4" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;

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&lt;th colspan="3" bgcolor="#BBFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;WENDY&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/th&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor="#CCFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;W&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor="#DDFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor="#EEFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;Wacky&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor="#CCFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;E&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor="#DDFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor="#EEFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;Explosive&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor="#CCFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;N&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor="#DDFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor="#EEFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;Natural&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor="#DDFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor="#EEFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;Darling&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor="#CCFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;Y&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor="#DDFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor="#EEFFFF"&gt; &lt;font color="#000000" size="+1"&gt;Yummy&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogthings.com/acro/acronymquiz.php"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What Does Your Name Mean?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mstressofpuppet:1552</id>
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    <title>Guys who hit girls end up getting their ass kicked.</title>
    <published>2005-02-02T09:49:00Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:58:51Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Wintersun - Wintersun</lj:music>
    <content type="html">So Mike was still being a complete asshole to me for no reason. He still wouldn't bring me my shotglasses so I went over with Ashley and Wayne (when they went to pick up the rats).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My shotglasses were in a bag hanging from the door handle that had a cute little note inside that said "Now fuck off cunt". My shot glasses were totally ruined. I dunno what the fuck he put all over them, but it's disgusting and they're totally non-usable now. That was such a fucking childish thing to do because all he had to do was give me them back and he'd never hear from me again because I have absolutely no desire to speak with him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So he opened the door for Wayne and Ashley and I walked in. I told him to give me the $10 he owes me (which I gave to him when we were friends because he didn't have any money to eat and i felt bad, even though he says I was never really a friend?). He said he didn't have it. Since it took him so long to give me my shotglasses I told him I was taking something as collateral to ensure that I'd be paid back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He told me no way and told me to get the fuck out. He walked up to me and started pushing me out of the door. I told him I wasn't moving until I got my money or something as collateral. He said if I didn't leave he was going to have me "removed". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I laughed at him and said "What are you gonna do? Hit me?". He said "Yeah" and threw me onto the concrete and punched me in the shoulder. NO ONE ever puts their hands on me so as I was falling I grabbed onto the back of his head for leverage. I landed on my shotglasses breaking one. When I regained my balance I started punching him in the face.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The little pussy must've been suprised that I wasn't afraid to kick his ass so he started screaming for the police. I was still hitting him as they came running over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The cops started yelling as he was pulling out clumps of hair and blood was running off his lip. I told them that he started it, Wayne and Ashley confirmed what I said so the cops told me never to go there again and just go home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moral of the story: Guys who hit girls end up getting their ass kicked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been waiting to punch that fucker in the face for weeks now and I finally did it and it felt fucking great.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My shot glasses are wrecked and I'm sure I'll never get my money, but I did get to punch him in the face several times so I suppose it wasn't a total loss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now that I've been able to get my point across to him that he shouldn't fuck with me I just plan on forgetting his existence. Or maybe he'll just kill himself and make it easier for me, being as he doesn't really have any friends or anything worthwhile to live for anyway. That would be grand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If not then I'm sure he'll continue to exist in solitude and do nothing but make emo live journal posts for the rest of his life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Either way I'm happy =)</content>
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    <title>Awesome...</title>
    <published>2005-02-01T07:03:17Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:59:00Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Finntroll - Forsvinn Du Som Lyser</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I'm not going to be a pussy and use general and vague terms like "a certain someone" or "they". I'm telling this story the way it is and I don't give a fuck who reads it and/or bitches and moans about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My supposed friend Mike met my friend Laura's ex best friend Melissa. Melissa had a previous history of being a shitty human being towards Laura. Mike developed a crush on this girl, despite the warnings Laura gave him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Melissa had a boyfriend at the time (a 13 year old when she was 16 which is sad), but Mike still liked the girl. They started hanging out all of the time and doing god knows what and Mike ended up buying this girl all kinds of shit and paying for her whenever he could.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She started working with us and we saw it all in action (so don't say I don't fucking know you, wench). He would buy her food, she would be ungrateful for it and act all bitchy towards him and make him depressed. Even though we kept warning him that she was using him he continued to be wrapped around her little finger (although he somehow managed to fuck another girl and take her virginity and then toss her aside "because she was ugly") and it got to the point where he would fuck us over to hang out with her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Melissa decided to write an entry in her journal to Joe, Laura, and I and claim that we had no reason to think that she was a total waste of life. Like any normal human beings we defended ourselves stating facts that proved she was a lowly wench. One of the facts that I used was how she aborted a baby that her 13 year old boyfriend impregnated her with (he dumped her soon after). I'm hardcore pro-life and the fact that someone could murder an innocent child is enough for me to hate them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now even though I learned of this incident from Mike (I knew everything that was going on between them, even what he swore to Melissa that he wouldn't tell) I also had read it in her public Live Journal. If you write something and post it in public it's free game to use in an argument.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right after this Mike claimed that I had "betrayed his trust" (EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PUBLIC INFORMATION). He called me up and screamed at me telling me that I shouldn't have said anything to her (despite the fact that she addressed me in the journal first and I was only defending my opinions). He then screamed about how she wouldn't talk to him anymore because of the situation and how it was all my fault.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obviously I want nothing to do with him because he had the balls to yell at me when he just lets her walk all over him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now apparently they're talking again and he has yet to give me one good reason as to why he has any right at all to be mad at me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm trying to get the piece of shit out of my life and be done with him, but he has some of my things at his house. He's being a fucking baby and won't give me back my shotglasses because he somehow thinks that it will piss me off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good riddance bitch. I did nothing wrong and hear my apology: Fuck you.</content>
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    <title>Concerts out the ass...</title>
    <published>2005-01-19T21:37:14Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:59:11Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Amon Amarth - Sorrow Throughout the Nine Worls</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Fuck.. I'm going to be so broke =P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2/5 Queensryche $28.50 Electric Factory&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2/9 Entombed/Crowbar $16 The Troc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2/15 Suffocation/Behemoth/Cattle Decapitation/Misery Index $15 The Troc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2/25 Morbid Angel/Soulfly $28.50 The Troc (Fucking Roadrunner overcharging again)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3/2 Danzig/Katakylsm $Free because I won tickets on YSP =P Electric Factory&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3/21 Amorphis/Into Eternity/Beyond the Embrace $15 The Troc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3/25 Cryptopsy $15 The Troc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3/28 Steve Vai $28 The Troc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4/6 Kreator/Vader/Death Angel $15&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4/18 King Diamond/Nile/The Black Dahlia Murder/Behemoth $22.50 The Troc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4/23 Soilwork/Dark Tranquillity/Hypocrisy/Mnemic $16 The Troc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4/24 Strapping Young Lad $13 The Troc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4/26 Nightwish/Sonata Arctica $25 The Troc</content>
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    <title>I need roller skates...</title>
    <published>2005-01-14T20:53:50Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:59:22Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Children of Bodom - Downfall</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I completely fucking give up on cars. My history is as follows:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First Vehicle: 85 Ford Ranger Pickup&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Problems:&lt;br /&gt;1. Hydroplaned, spun out, hit a curb and popped 2 tires.&lt;br /&gt;2. Engine wouldn't start in the winter.&lt;br /&gt;3. Engine seized 3 times on the way home from work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At that point I got rid of the truck and bought a new car.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Second Vehicle: 2003 Ponyiac Sunfire&lt;br /&gt;1. While stuck in traffic I missed the brake and tapped the bumper of the car in front of me. He got a slight dent. My car's front end folded up and was totaled.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Between all of this shit I would use my mother's car from time to time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Third Vehicle: 1994 Pontiac Grand Prix&lt;br /&gt;1. Hydroplaned, spun out, went off the side of the road into the woods BACKWARDS.&lt;br /&gt;2. Hit a pothole up in Asbury park and got a flat tire.&lt;br /&gt;3. On the way home from Asbury park my spare tire popped as well.&lt;br /&gt;4. On the way to work today MY ENTIRE FUCKING WHEEL FELL OFF! Wrecked the axle, ball joints, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I FUCKING GIVE UP ON CARS!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I swear to god I'm just gonna get a pair of rollerskates or some shit. I am so done with this happy horse shit. GRRRRRRR!</content>
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    <title>Stuff...</title>
    <published>2005-01-12T06:53:27Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-31T13:59:56Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Beyond the Embrace - The Trooper</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I don't even know how often I'll be posting in this, but I was incredibly bored so I decided to make one of these. I'll probably only post when something REALLY cool or REALLY shitty happens. Or when I'm REALLY bored... kind of like now...although I'm bored a lot... Fuck. I guess I'll be posting often =( Hehe.</content>
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